Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Morals of chickens?

I'm listening to 'Only One' by Yellowcard right now. Brings back memories. 

I still kinda miss the band.

Our Malay paper was about chickens.

Let me do it in Malay:

Dalam bahagian C kertas kami, terdapat satu passage dari satu cerita pasal ayam panggang dan seorang lelaki yang palui berabis dan kurang ajar.
Dia berasa bahawa ayam panggangnya lebih penting daripada ibunya dan dia bersuara kasar terhadap ibunya kerana dia tidak dapat makan ayam panggang. Palui. 
Sebelum itu, dia berbasikal sepanjang tiga batu untuk mendapatkan ayam daripada Pak Longnya. Dia marah kerana Pak Longnya hendak menggunakan ayam-ayamnya itu untuk membaginya anak ayam yang banyak ekor (maaf kerana Bahasa Melayu saya cacat. How do you say "breed" in Malay?). Dia juga tidak kisah jika dia mati akibat selesema burung. Lebih palui. Kenapa dia tidak panggil KFC delivery? Kenapa dia tidak pergi ke pasar atau ke kedai makan untuk membeli ayam panggang? Kenapa dia begitu bodoh? Kita tidak tahu.
Lepas itu, cikgunya yang dulu datang. Dia marah lagi. Kenapa? Kerana anak cikgunya demam dan cikgunya hendak meminta air yang "magical" supaya anaknya ini dapat sembuh. Palui.

And after that, they asked us to find two morals of the story. The story about an idiot and his craving for roasted chicken. There is no moral. Unless you count "chickens are more important than your mother" or "always be bad-tempered". 

I'm off to do Maths now. Also, there is something wrong with my phone. I can't turn in back on, and it's annoying.




Translation:  
In Section C of our paper, there's a passage from a story about roasted chicken and a guy who is incredibly dense and rude.
He believes that his roasted chicken is way more important than his mother, and he argues and complains to her because he can't eat roasted chicken. Idiot.
Before that, he cycled a distance of three miles to get chickens from his uncle. He was angry because his uncle needed his remaining chickens to breed for him. He also didn't care if he died of bird flu. Even dumber.
Why didn't he call KFC delivery? Why didn't he go to the market or a restaurant to buy roasted chicken? Why is he so stupid? We don't know.
After that, his old teacher came. He got mad again. Why? 'Cause his teacher's kid had a fever and he wanted to ask for some magical water so his kid can recover. Dimwit.

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