Oh this is so, so, wrong.
Also, illegal. I feel bad now.
Anyway, didn't post yesterday 'cause we had this leadership workshop thing that lasted all day, and then I had to catch a flight back. As we all know, travel is tiring, and packing last-minute is hectic, so therefore no post.
So yeah, filler half of the post coming right up.
What goes through my mind when I wait for my luggage at cargo belts:
- Not mine.
- Not mine.
- Not mine.
- Not m- holy sh*t what happened to that? Looks like it got run over by a truck.
- Not mine.
- Not mine.
- Heck, why can't I ever be one of those people who catch sight of their luggage the second they step up to the cargo belt?
- Stupidly lucky people.
- That's okay, I'm patient. Patience is a virtue.
- Not mine.
- Not mine.
- Wait is that mine? Oh no it's not. Sigh.
- Why oh why didn't I hand carry instead? WHY?
- Not mine.
- Not mine.
- I'mma make a prediction: The next five pieces of luggage aren't mine.
- Yeah, I was right.
- Not mine.
- Still not mine.
- Aaagh.
- Patience is a virtue, patience is a virtue.
- Heck, look at the stuff some people buy. Suspicious-looking bag there, funky-shaped case, black briefcases. No surprise security nowadays is tight.
- Not mine.
- Not mine.
- Not mi- Oh my gosh is that it? I daren't hope but YES it's mine.
- Finally.
- Hah watch me coolly grab hold of my suitcase and leave.
- In your faces, the rest of you poor, unfortunate souls.
- Hahahahahahah
Yeah, waiting for luggage in the middle of the night gets to you, man.
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